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Jim Parsons and Mayim Bialik. Emmy 2014.
credits of second pic: Um Fã de The Big Bang Theory (on facebook)
"…And help me make the music of the night" (x)
Nothing, except that he’s an EVIL LYING SCHEMING FUCKING BAST-
(SPOILER BELOW - warning just in case)
Ok, let me tell you one thing or two about Littlefinger.
First, he’s disgusting. He lurks after Sansa since FOREVER - seriously, even in AGOT we can see his interest :
« Varys was wringing his soft hands together, Grand Maester Pycelle kept his sleepy eyes on the papers in front of him, but she could feel Littlefinger staring. Something about the way the small man looked at her made Sansa feel as though she had no clothes on. Goose bumps pimpled her skin. » Sansa, AGOT
Sansa, young girl who has never known anything sexual in her life, feels like she’s being undressed only by the way he’s looking at her. And he’s always touching her or complimenting her too :
« When Sansa finally looked up, a man was standing over her, staring. (…) His fingers brushed against her cheek as he stroked one auburn lock. » Sansa, AGOT
« Sansa had no choice but to explain about heroes and monsters. The king’s councillor smiled. ”Well, those are not the reasons I’d have given but…” He had touched her cheek, his thumb lightly tracing the line of her cheekbone. ”Life is not a song, sweetling. You may learn that one day to your sorrow.”
Sansa did not feel like telling all that to Jeyne, however ; it made her uneasy just to think back on it. » Sansa, AGOT
He touches her without her consent when they barely know each other, and it’s not pats on the back or hand shakes ; it’s very soft and intimate, like a lover’s caress - except they’re not. It’s so intrusive and obvious that Sansa, who is though still naive and unaware of lust and this kind of things, is unsettled by him. Her reactions are quite visceral :
« ”I’m Sansa Stark,” she said, ill at ease.” »
« Sansa did not feel like telling all that to Jeyne, however ; it made her uneasy just to think back on it. »
« Goose bumps pimpled her skin. » Sansa, AGOT
And there is also the fact she is a fucking child. She’s 11/12 in AGOT. She’s not even flowered, so even by Westerosi standards she is still a child ; and yet Littlefinger still lurks after her like a vulture on his prey (that should be his sigil, a mean ass vulture). What does that make him ? A pedophile. Yes, even in Westeros.
Then Ned is beheaded (
probablycertainly on Littlefinger’s account). What does he do ? He makes creepy comments about her. He tries to marry her (again, a child).
« I would have made Sansa a good marriage. A Lannister marriage. Not Joff, of course, but Lancel might have suited, or one of his younger brothers. Petyr Baelish had offered to wed the girl himself, she recalled, but of course that was impossible ; he was much too lowborn. » Cersei, ADWD
« Littlefinger agreed. ”The Stark girl brings Joffrey nothing but her body, sweet as that may be. Margaery Tyrell brings fifty thousand swords and all the strength of Highgarden.” » Tyrion, ACOK
Except for that he never does anything to prevent Joffrey to beat her, or protect her from the crowd during the riot, or anything - a fact she is well-aware of :
« He saved Alayne, his daughter, a voice withing her whispered. But she was Sansa too… and sometimes it seemed to her that the Lord Protector was two people as well. He was Petyr, her protector, warm and funny and gentle… but he was also Littlefinger, the lord she’d known at King’s Landing, smiling slyly and stroking his beard as he whispered in Queen Cersei’s ear. And Littlefinger was no friend of hers. When Joff had her beaten, the Imp defended her, not Littlefinger. When the mob sought to rape her, the Hound carried her to safety, not Littlefinger. When the Lannisters wed her to Tyrion against her will, Ser Garlan the Gallant gave her comfort, not Littlefinger. Littlefinger never lifted so much as his little finger for her. » Sansa, AFFC
That doesn’t seem like he cares really much about her. He never tried to protect her from the Lannisters’ abuses.
You can argue he got her out of King’s Landing. Fine, I give you that. But even that is a poisoned gift. He doesn’t save her by goodness of heart, he saves her because he wants her to himself. He carefully planned the whole thing so Sansa would have no escape :
- she’s searched for king slaying (apparently one of the worst crimes in Westeros, even if said king was a dick) ;
- she has nowhere to go, with Winterfell burned and her family dead.
Baelish carefully waited for her to have no other options (no matter what she had to go through during this lap of time) so she would be at his entire mercy.
« … Littlefinger never lifted so much as his little finger for her.
Except to get me out. He did that for me. I thought it was Ser Dontos, my poor old drunken Florian, but it was Petyr all the while. Littlefinger was only a mask he had to wear. Only sometimes Sansa found it hard to tell where the man ended and the mask began. Littlefinger and Lord Petyr looked so very much alike. She would have fled them both, perhaps, but there was nowhere for her to go. Winterfell was burned and desolate, Bran and Rickon dead and cold. Robb had been betrayed and murdered at the Twins, along with their lady mother. Tyrion had been put to death for killing Joffrey, and if she ever returned to King’s Landing the queen would have her head as well. The aunt she’d hoped would keep her safe had tried to murder her instead. Her uncle Edmure was a captive of the Freys, while her great-uncle the Blackfish was under siege at Riverrun. I have no place but here, Sansa thought miserably, and no true friend but Petyr. » Sansa, AFFC
But there’s worse. Now that Sansa can’t escape, Littlefinger’s attempts to “win” her intensify. Now that she thinks he wants to keep her safe (out of genuine affection) and she can’t say a clear ‘no’ because he’s the only one she has and can’t afford to be kicked out, he uses the situation to manipulate her and sway her. He kisses her (again she is barely flowered at that time ; she’s what, 13 ?) twice. But that’s not the most worrying. Let’s have a look on the two scenes.
« Sansa tried to step back, but he pulled her into his arms and suddenly he was kissing her. Feebly, she tried to squirm, but only succeded in pressing herself more tightly against him. His mouth was on hers, swallowing her words. He tasted of mint. For half a heartbeat she yielded to his kiss… before she turned her face away and wrenched free. “What are you doing ?” » Sansa, ASOS
« “I did not expect you so soon,” she said. “I am glad you’ve come.”
"I would never have known it from the kiss you gave me." He pulled her closer, caught her face between his hands, and kissed her on the lips for a long time. "Now that’s the sort of kiss that says welcome home. See that you do better next time."
"Yes, Father." » Alayne, AFFC
See the differences between the two ? In the first she fights, she doesn’t want to kiss him and calls on him after that. She knows that it isn’t right. But in the second she does nothing. Even after she endures his groping and touching meekly - which makes me think it’s not the first time he does it :
« Petyr Baelish took her by the hand and drew her down onto his lap. »
« Petyr took her hand in his own and brushed his finger lightly down the inside of her palm. »
« He turned her hand over and lightly kissed her wrist. » Alayne, AFFC
Sansa calls him “Petyr”, which means she trusts him. This is a stark contrast with her thoughts after the first kiss, where she compares him to Marillion - aka the guy who tried to rape her, a danger. Now she doesn’t see his actions as unnatural, forbidden (she’s supposed to be his daughter after all). He totally brain-washed her into thinking it was normal. And worse, he’s brain-washing her into thinking it’s something she wants, that she must do willingly :
« “(…) See that you do better next time.”
"Yes, Father." »
« [after exposing his plan with Harry the Heir] That’s worth another kiss now, don’t you think ? » Alayne, AFFC
So that’s why I want to fucking kill him with my bare hands. He takes advantage of Sansa’s helplessness to sexually harass her and manipulate her, and make her think she is the one in the wrong for saying no (by the way, doesn’t that remind you of Joffrey making her believe it was her own fault if she was beaten ?). That’s disgusting.
And all that for what ? Because he couldn’t get her mother. Because Cat didn’t want him, so instead of accepting it like a grown-ass man, Baby Baelish decided no one would be happy on Earth. Sansa is nothing but a substitute of Catelyn.
« [First meeting] “You must be one of her daughters,” he said to her. He had grey-green eyes that did not smile when his mouth did. “You have the Tully look.” (…) “You mother was my queen of beauty once,” the man said quietly. His breath smelled of mint. “You have her hair.” » Sansa, AGOT
He doesn’t even want her, he only wants what he couldn’t have years ago.
So that is what he had done. I’m sorry, this is probably way longer than what you asked but I’m just so full of hatred for this man it had to burst out. And yet, I didn’t even talked about how he started the war, was responsible of Ned’s death or sent Jeyne Poole in a brothel and then in the hands of Ramsay Bolton (thing he would totally have done with Arya, by the way). This is truly the incarnation of evil, on the same level as Gregor Clegane or Ramsay Bolton - only shrewder and more clever.
Not to mention that he deliberately isolated Sansa— he made her feel responsible for Joffrey’s death, when in fact she was an innocent bystander. He also executed Dontos in front of her to make a point about how she couldn’t trust anyone but him.
Let’s recap: he framed her for murder and then killed one her only allies in front of her, and then told her to be grateful for it.
She’s completely isolated and 100% dependent on him because of his own actions and he wants to be seen as her savior.
Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused
it just fucking says one “dime”
what the fuck is a dime
how much is it worth
whose idea was this
oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit
no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom
i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.
CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”
IF THIS ISNT THE BEST VIDEO YOUVE SEEN ON THIS SITE THEN IDK WHAT YOURE DOIN
It’s been two years and I’m still laughing at this video
that was a wild ride from start to finish
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS GIF WHERE IT SHOWS HANNIBAL’S CELL COVERED IN WEEABOO ART AND SHIT
I FOUND IT
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